Yes, Barack, you need to be dignified and diplomatic.
No, Barack, you don’t need to look like a 13-year-old girl meeting Miley Cyrus.
The left wants to make our protests seem small,
“Opposed to taxes and government?! The gall!”
And they stand idly by,
With envious eyes,
While Obama teabags us all.
Compare your bowling skill to a retard,
And you’ll be hoisted on your own petard,
If you really want to see someone bowl,
Special Olympics kids sure can roll,
So practice and give your score a push,
And maybe you’ll catch their leader, Bush!
In Washington is a man full of Hope™,
Through a crisis he says we can cope,
He’s promised us Change™,
But if you believe that’s in range,
Then I suggest you’re smoking some dope.
There once was a man from Illinois,
Tried to sell a Senate seat like a toy,
Some of us think
He’ll end up in the clink,
And the new “Rod” he meets won’t bring joy.